When Lane's cousin from Korea recoils aghast and in horror, in response to the french fries Lane has clandestinely offered her and says with a straight face that Mrs. Kim has told her that french fries were the 'starchy fingers of the devil,' I don't think I could draw breath for a full minute because of the laughter.
Naturally, instead of taking advantage of the few minutes of quiet here in the house by writing, I'm watching television. Harlan Ellison was right--I think we now know how the death of the dinosaurs occured. They were caught off guard by the meteor because they were watching I Love Lucy, I bet.