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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Wisdom from the heavens or the Sun Times, whichever...

Georgia Nichols, one of the astrologers featured in the Chicago Sun Times, has this to say for all signs today:

ALL SIGNS MOON ALERT: Caution: Avoid shopping or making important decisions all day! The moon is in Taurus.


No decisions or shopping at all?  That sound you might've heard, if you're inclined to believe in horoscopes, would be a collective groan from retail outlets worldwide.  Okay, so the family will have to eat leftovers, I guess.  No trip to the grocery store and online shopping at Gilt.com is o-u-t.  I don't even want to imagine world economies and the impact of the "wait until tomorrow" style of management.  On the plus side, here's the forecast for my sign:






AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s easy to be happy and optimistic today! Something will delight you. Perhaps it’s good news that is coming your way or good news you are sharing with others? It could relate to your daily activities or siblings or writing and teaching. Congratulations!
Maybe I'll double my editing pages goal today.  Who knows? Anybody got news for me that you haven't shared yet?  What does YOUR horoscope predict for the day?